Why Are Fire Engines Painted Red?


Because newspapers are read, too.  Two and two is four.  Four and four is eight.  Eight and four is twelve.  Twelve inches is a ruler.  Queen Mary was a ruler.  Queen Mary was a ship that sailed the seas.  There are fish in the sea.  Fish have fins.  The Russians fought the Finns.  Fire engines are always rushin', and that's why they're painted red.

Ish Kabibble

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